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» Send my muse one of the following
"Who did this to you?"
"I’m ashamed of you."
"I hate you."
"You disgust me."
"I love you."
"Don’t go, please!"
"Just leave already."
"I don’t care about you."
"I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many dogs at once…"
"I don’t love you."
"I lied."
"You’re pathetic." 
"You need to sleep sometime." 
"Come on, just hit me!" 
"Leave me alone!"
"Don’t touch me."
"I wish I’d never met you."
"You’re adorable."
"Do you have a cuddle buddy yet?"
"Mind if I sleep here tonight?"
"You’re beautiful."

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tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

PEOPLE OF THE PORTAL HOGWARTS AU.

i will now proceed to TRY and make the starter.

and you yourselfs take the time and reply then. choose who goes first,be carefull,and DO NOT USE MAGIC IN FRONT OF MUGGLES

Franken turret: yay :D daddy
Anonymous

Craig caressed the little turret before picking him up( yes,why not make a turret a man once) and carrying the little fella towards his lab and home.” Daddy’s going to give you a nice place to stay~.”

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly weird messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

ladytitanium:

aperturemurder:

levisexually:

ironicpeaches:

phantomsshandow:

insert-ideal-url-here:

seborga-vargas:

aph-italy-romano:

addicted-to-bitter-tea:

omfgc I’m dying. XD (Faceless Bane)

The all seeing banshee

Shadow wolf

Shadow Stealer.

Grey thing

The Dark Warlock

Fabulous Hand.

Dead Siren

The Dark Storm

Stranger Hellion

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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